So sang EastEnders pin-up Nick Berry in his winter 1986 chart-topper, an epic, piano-driven meditation on Kipling’s two imposters. At about the same time, the young midfielder Kevin Langley was enjoying a dream first season with Everton, having signed from Wigan. He made 16 appearances in their title-winning campaign, scoring two important goals early on – but then the mighty Peter Reid returned from injury and he was loaned to Manchester City just before the transfer deadline in March 1987. Different times, and not just because there was a transfer deadline in March: City were a minor shambles who went on to be relegated. (That’s the subject of another popular Knowledge question.)
The story almost had a strange twist when Langley went to Goodison Park with City at the start of May. Everton needed to win to clinch the title; it was also possible, depending on results elsewhere, for City’s relegation to be confirmed. Instead Langley helped City to an honourable, if ultimately futile goalless draw.
Langley joined City on a permanent deal in the summer but soon moved on to Birmingham, via a loan spell at Chester. He did at least play enough games for Everton in 1986-87 to earn a winners’ medal, which wasn’t the case for our next answer.
“Tony Agana started the 1991-92 season at Sheffield United in the old Division One,” writes James Kirk. “He signed for Notts County in November and then joined Leeds on loan in February, playing twice for the eventual champions [and being selected ahead of Eric Cantona in the second of those games – Knowledge Ed]. Notts County were relegated while the Blades finished ninth. So he turned out for the champions, a mid-table team and a relegated side all in the same season. To put the icing on the cake, he also managed to score against both Notts County and Leeds while at Sheffield United.”
And so the 21st century, where these peculiar tales are still being told. “This happened as recently as last season,” offers Paul Wilson. “Siriki Dembélé started 2021-22 at Peterborough, playing 25 times, before being signed by Bournemouth, where he made 13 appearances. At the end of the season, Peterborough were relegated from the Championship and Bournemouth were promoted to the Premier League.”